Albanian Toilet

When you shove someone you really dislike onto the floor, then proceed to excrete feces into their mouth and urinate up their nasal cavity.

Hey bro I ran into my highschool bully the other day so I gave him the Albanian Toilet.

by Jaxxkxx June 10, 2020

Albanian Mirror Selfie

Following a date when someone is third-wheeling, start having intercourse in front of the closet mirror and tell the third-wheeler to go home so that the two can watch themselves in the mirror.

We went on a date with a third-wheeler, and after at her place, I told the other guy to take an Albanian Mirror Selfie, and I kicked him out the door.

by Lego Store Manager August 11, 2022

albanian bear

tough albanian male that will take anyone's girl and will fuck anyone up who gets in their way.

Yea i was at dinner with my girl and the albanian bear showed up and my girl got on her knees for him in a second.

by cacdog March 7, 2021

albanian coconut

while having intercourse under the influence of the white (the snow, blow, crazy c, etc.) and ejaculating (nutting) into your partner.

“yo b imma give u this albanian coconut if u keep looking at me like that”

by thealbanian November 5, 2022

albanian titty twister

the action of cutting off ones breast with a condom with frozen cum

justin:yo Justin, you hear larry got the albanian titty twister gabe: thats gross

by albanianalbanian October 2, 2025

Being albanian

Going to studium generale, scanning your card to collect the mandatory points and then immediately turning around and leaving.

Why did you leave early? Are you being albanian?

by JJellie1 May 3, 2023

Albanian horse musket thrusts

When a guy is thrusting so hard that his penis starts smoking like a musket after being fired

John was slamming ham so hard last night with his Albanian horse musket thrusts

by akalazam June 4, 2025