Danger Age

A single woman in age ranging from 25 to 30 who has not been married, had children, or had a serious relationship in a few years and feels the need to accomplish those "goals" before she reaches her thirties.

Chris fell ass backwards into marrying that girl. She's in the danger age.

by gargargar January 10, 2010

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A Coons Age

A word used when describing an unspecific length of time.

Generally used instead of:
"It's been a long time"
"I haven't been here in a while"

"I haven't seen you in a coons age, Jacob. "

"Man, I haven't drank this much in a coons age."

"It's been a coons age, hasn't it."

by Tbo8 August 24, 2017

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age regressor

An age regressor is a person who is mentally younger for periods of time due to stress. This is common in people with PTSD,
Autism, Anxiety, or other disabilities that cause them to have large amounts of stress.
Age regression is nothing to be ashamed of, and is completly normal.

"Dude, why are you buying adult pacifiers?"
"I'm an age regressor, It helps me relax"

by Autistic deer July 26, 2017

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Eharmony Age

The age in which you give up all hope and sign up for Eharmony.

If I hit 30 and I'm still single, I'm turning to Eharmony...30 is my Eharmony age.

by KeMa87 December 19, 2011

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premature age

When a person (perferably a teen to young adult) say they are a year+ older then they really are.

Teen girl: Hey mom can i go to the college party?
Mom: No way
Teen girl: But mom im like 18!
Mom:Oh your only 17, stop having premature age!

Girl1:Hey guys lets go to the clubs!
Girl2:omg ya, im in!
Girl3:umm..unless you have a fake ID or premature age we cant get in!

by TiffTiffTaffiny May 23, 2010

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