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urban achiever

Someone becomes a urban achiever when they contract syphilis and gonorrhea simultaneously, leaving it untreated until tertiary disease develops. Often associated with long term brain damage.
Yo dawg, did you hear that Philip finally got health insurance and his doctor told him he is now a urban achiever?
by Cheechman321 November 14, 2013
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High Achieving Personality Disorder (HAPD) is something that people who have a desire to achieve at such a high level that it makes them crazy
Hanna is acting crazy, she must be off her high achieving personality disorder meds
by Beg Marber April 22, 2025
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Achievement by proxy

When you are watching somebody that you are proud of or can relate to achieve a goal that they have been have been working towards and feel the same sense of relief or accomplishment.
Man 1: look at Jimmy over there finally relaxing after his weight lifter finally benched 500 pounds and won the strongman competition!

Man 2: looks like he’s got some achievement by proxy!
by FertTheTurt February 19, 2024
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Over Achiever

A person who tries to hard for the sake of trying hard.
That Faggot over achiever Alex is back at it again.
by HAHA OVER ACHIEVER May 12, 2019
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Lifetime Achievement Award

When you are invited to be in the wedding party of a childhood friend that you have not talked to in many years.
Frank: Ugh, I cant go to the game that weekend, I have a wedding in Idaho.

Colin: What? Who lives in Idaho?

Frank: Childhood friend I haven't talked to in 19 years, and I got the Lifetime Achievement Award Invite.

Colin: UGH, that's $3k in flights, hotels, tuxes, and gifts you'll never see back, AND you have to act like you are still friends, like you will be in touch in a week or something.

Frank: Preach. Like, we aren't even on any group texts together.
by Mike109999 May 3, 2022
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"no balls" achievement

Made up achievement for real life, just like achievements in Xbox 360 or Minecraft:
Be challenged by "do it, no balls"? and accidentally lose your balls trying to complete it.
Pretty self-explanatory but..

A: where is B?
C: he is in hospital(
A: what happened?
C: got an "no balls" achievement
A: omfg... no balls???!
by Jakumba_ February 4, 2024
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