Swiftie

A fan of American singer-songwriter and actress Taylor Swift.

''if you insult Taylor Swift in front of a swiftie, it's basically suicide!''

by Alexa plena November 25, 2022

Swifties

The die-hard fans of Taylor swift.
Probably the reason half the internet hates Taylor swift. Annoying fans that see Taylor swift as the one above all others. Can most likely be spotted arguing with a fan of another artist.

Swifties: What are you listening to?
You: Red by Taylor swift

Swiftied: No Taylor’s version? If you don’t listen to her version she doesn’t get money!
You: Doesn’t she have enough money?
Swifties: No >:(
You: …

by EIKOOP_YM33P August 19, 2024

A Swifty

The act of eating hot food possibly curry before getting fucking shitfaced and pooping yourself on the way home.

Go easy on that vindaloo bro or you’ll be pulling ‘A Swifty’ on the way home

by NeelyWeely March 26, 2021

SwiftY

A penis drawn in 2 seconds or less

I drew a swifty on his paper.

by CalebPoland February 20, 2015

Swiftied

When a person is looking for a quickie, but their partner performs poorly

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed, knowing she'd been swiftied.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 21, 2024

Swiftie Bowl

Super Bowl LVIII

Are you going to be watching the Swiftie Bowl on February 11th? Nah, I just look at the commercials most years.

by Swiftfootedfan January 29, 2024

Swiftie Math

Also known as the numerology of Taylor Swift, which revolves around the number 13. From Taylor’s birthdate to her flight from Tokyo to Super Bowl 58 (5 + 8 = 13)—a trip that would take her approximately 13 hours—to attend her 13th NFL game this season, which is taking place on February 11 (2 + 11 = 13) with the Kansas City Chiefs facing the San Francisco 49ers (4 + 9 = 13). Also, adding her ubiquitous 13 to her boyfriend Travis’s #87 Chiefs’ jersey yields the perfect score 100.

Swiftie math provides math teachers worldwide a golden opportunity to expose millions of oft-math-anxious students-Swifties to the pseudoscience of numbers.

by Numerati February 11, 2024