Known for its never ending construction and hellacious traffic, I-64 is an interstate
system that runs through the
heart of Hampton Roads, Va. Connecting Williamsburg, Newport News (what locals call Bad News), Hampton, and Virginia
Beach, I-64 is a haven for shitty drivers, rambling hobos, and
drug runners alike. I-64 also runs through Richmond and countless other obscure counties that no one really cares about. As I-64 nears the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel (HRBT) connecting Hampton with Norfolk, it is mandatory for every driver, no matter how skilled, to drive like a 13 year old who stole their
mother's mini van, thus causing 10 mile back ups and suicide. Had Eisenhower known what he would end up doing to the Hampton Roads area when he created the interstate system, i'm sure he would smite himself to Hell and willingly become
Satan's bitch, thus replacing Hitler.
angry driver - FUCKING SHIT why do these dumb cunts have to wait untill the last
minute to merge?!
intuitive passenger - dont you know? whenever merging on to I-64 all rational actions are thrown out the window, along with all feelings of
happiness.
small child in back seat - no, its probably because they're
black.