October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

october 26

dis da baddiest mfn bitch day

Gloria-is yo birthday righ
Zarriah-october 26 is the bad bitchhhh day

by disdatdrink September 15, 2020

26 OCTOBER

A very nice day, to go to any girl and kiss him to see his reaction

Person 1: *kisses a girl 😘*
Person 2 (girl): Why you did this?! Are you crazy?!!
Person 1: Is 26 October!
Person 2 (girl): DAMN IT!

by PandyStyle October 23, 2019

October 26

Ask out a friend close to you day

Person 1: We've been friends for a while and it's October 26, wanna go out?
Person 2: Hell yeah!

by Therealone1864 October 24, 2019

October 26

Beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day

John:"Isn't it october 26th?"
Pete:"Oh yeah its beat up Alexander Michael Iacovou day"

by GlenGibbs October 26, 2019

October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019

October 26

National everyone give maggie a hug day because she deserves it

EVERYONE : “Ayo Maggie guess what day it is”
Maggie : “what is it”
EVERYONE : “October 26”
Maggie : “ oh shit”

by Bobthecreeper2008 October 21, 2019