october 26

where all gay people fuck straight people. like a national james charles day.

it’s october 26 diezels going to fuck jack lewis. eww don’t fuck him.

by eatingpussyismygame. October 24, 2019

October 26

October 26 scream out your crush name at loud.

My crush is October 26!!!!

by Mrs.worldwidehandsome October 24, 2019

October 26

National spam you Snapchat story with pictures of yourself!

It's October 26 so I better scroll through my Snapchat memories to find the best pictures of my self for my story!

by LKS October 24, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national eat booty day

Hey did you hear what October 26 is? It’s national booty day!!! Let’s eat booty

by Darwin watterson October 25, 2019

October 26

October 26 is national fuck your dad day. Today is the only day you can fuck your dad without it being illegal. Your welcome

Person 1: my dad is so hot I wanna fuck him so bad
Person 2: just wait till October 26 you can fuck him all you want cause it’s legal for the day

by Dumb ugly fat bitch Brooke October 25, 2019

October 26

Put a finger in your girlfriends butthole day.

Her: eeyyyyy what are ya doin????
Him: Nothing, its october 26. I can put my finger in your asshole hehe

by MoaOLOF October 25, 2019

October 26

This is the national anal day so fuck any nigga you want

Him: Hey Nigga wanna do some hardcore anal
The homie: fuck yeah
The homie: pulls down pants
Him:inserts cock and starts to drill his ass
Homie: wait it’s not October 26 it’s the 25

Them: of fuck my ass really?

by Jakepaulisgay6909 October 25, 2019