friendship fees 

When an acquaintance has worn out their usefulness and must pay a monetary sum for the relationship to continue being mutually beneficial.

"How come we don't talk anymore?" "You were no longer worth my time last month. Pay the friendship fees or get lost."

friendship fees by Lance Spearking October 13, 2009

friendship cook 

A person of the opposite sex who feels it is ok and even normal to cook an extraordinary meal for a friend. Said friends are in relationships of their own but secretly in love with each other, so they go about their awkward friendship by supplying their passion through bacon, eggs, and gourmet coffee.

A true friendship cook, cooks for a friend only under the strictest of circumstances.
1.Birthday/Holidays
2.Not feeling well
3.Drunk meals

Yea-weirdest thing, this morning my boyfriend calls me and he’s like "Ally just made me the best dinner, steak, caviar, wine and even candles. I mean were just friends but you should do stuff like that for me"

Is that normal?

Friend: no man..shits fucked up..i think shes just being a friendship cook..but you know what that means...check her closet..bet theres a shrine..

friendship cook by Crystal J April 2, 2008

Friendship Incest Syndrome (FIS) 

Friendship Incest Syndrome is an occurrence where you have a group of friends who have all dated and broken up with the same people, then you are eventually forced to be friends with an ex because they're still in your circle of friends - in fact they're probably dating one of your friends by now. It effects a small # of people, likely living in Southern California. It extends to Frenemies who have removed themselves from the circle whom you can never fully get away from.

I'm going to a concert tonight, oh jeez, Robin & Joe are going to be there...Friendship Incest Syndrome (FIS).

Friendship Incest Syndrome (FIS) by Ms. Woods July 7, 2010

Friendship Island 

The island which a male is stranded on once a girl has lost all sexual urges to let him slay her dragon , cut the chicken, make a tsunami in the punani.

Guy1 : Hows thats new girl going?
Guy2 : Yeah great, she said I am her best Male friend
Guy1 : Ha you're stuck on friendship island bro.

Friendship Island by Gtrain-93 March 3, 2011

Friendship Affair 

(n) - When you secretly hang out with one friend, not wanting anyone else to hang out.

Lily: Let's hang out tuesday!
Keara: Totally, but don't invite anyone else!
Lily: I wont, it's like we're having a friendship affair.

Friendship Affair by twinlover94 April 24, 2012

Friendship betrayal 

When you're friends with someone and you do something including, but not limited to: giving someone the silent treatment, spray-painting their car, not calling/texting you for an extended period, giving away secrets, burning a holiday dish and hiding it in your attic, deleting the contents of your DVR, and/or deleting you on a social network.

-"Thanks for ignoring me at work after we talked for seven hours last night, friendship betrayer."
-"Well you had a party and didn't invite me, so actually, you are the one committing frienship betrayal."

Friendship betrayal by Lizwarrior139 December 24, 2010

Friendship Graveyard

The state of being "friends" with a woman that you are physically attracted to.

The place where men go while waiting for a woman friend to accept them as a partner, lover, boyfriend or husband.

I am in love with your sister, but she does not know it. She told me she would rather be friends. I agreed. So for now, I am stuck in the friendship graveyard.

Friendship Graveyard by Khari Shabazz May 14, 2009