Wet Dilly

When one spits on his/hers dick then inserts into someones ear mimicking a wet willy!

Dude, I gave that slut a wet dilly! Then choked her!!! hollugh

by SlutWagon July 26, 2011

wet-hander

noun:

1-One who routinely has clammy
or sweaty palms.

2-One who is notorious for
giving others nasty-wet
handshakes, possibly for
sport, or beacuse the sicko is
amused by doing this to others.

"Great Grilled Cheese Ghost! Colonel
Tricott slimed me again! I honestly
believe that twisted old wet-hander
spends all day lurking around HQ
waiting for me to get some award just
so he can take whatever small bit of
pleasure or miniscule feeling of
accomplishment I might have felt from
it away, by suddenly jumping out of
nowhere and hitting me with the 'old
dead-fish suprise. I truly hate him."

by goodcop8 August 5, 2007

Wet basement

A moldy stinky wet gapping snatch hole

Damn that fuckin sloppy hooker had the meanest wet basement I ever seen.

by Ricky Kasso May 5, 2009

wet the bean

The act of going to a music festival during the week.

I'm kind of burnt out , so I think I'll wet the bean today.

by laps dog June 5, 2017

wet johnson

When you ejaculate on a girls belly after sex. Then you scoop it up with your index finger and put it in her ear. Similar to a wet willy.

If you really want to piss off a girl give her a wet Johnson when you're done banging.

by Ltrain1 December 14, 2017

wet bark

when a girl queefs and cums all over you.

"Damn, that sammie just wet bark all over my fucking chest."

"Girl, did you see that wet bark?"

"She exploded like a wet bark!"

by wet barkin queens. May 15, 2009

Wet-couch

When your jerking off on the couch and realize cum is on the couch

Oh shit I just wet-couch every where!

by QuadIsGay February 1, 2016