Twitter

That toxic ex who you don't wanna be in a relationship with but GOD DAMN HOW SHE FUCKS.

Twitter is my favorite social media platform, my name is Karen.

by guifi July 29, 2020

twitter tryhard

People(s) who make it their lifes mission to post X Rated content in mass volume and/or quality.

Damn… they are definitely some twitter tryhards

by anonymous January 31, 2023

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022

twitter

where your opinion does not matter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

by figg12 February 21, 2023

Twitter Payted

female equivalent of male blue balls.

That batch be Twitter payted

by Digging deep March 4, 2023

Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey

by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022

Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020