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Too shutdowney

The art of eating an exhilarating amount of food or beverage until the point that your stomach is so full that your entire soul goes into a state of being “too shutdown” to move, speak, interact, be kind, etc.

Being too shutdowney can be dangerous and lead to multiple hours wasted on a couch, bed, or other lounging equipment.

We recommend eating non shutdowney foods to prevent yourself from becoming too shutdowney.
Patti’s son was too shutdowney to respond to Debbie’s text message about Maria’s Judaism conversion.
by Mr. Sil January 4, 2024
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Too p

“Too p” is another way to say you're real.
yo me and jay are Too p for y'all 💯
by livyy2real January 6, 2024
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Gyp Too Hard

When someone murders their own mother after being pushed to the brink.
she had to gyp too hard because her mama was doing too much and now she’s got life in prison. it’s sad really
by malakaloo January 9, 2024
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too much of a good thing

A phrase typically used to indicate that having too much of a "good thing" generally becomes a bad thing, and you're gonna have a bad time.

This applies to pretty much everything - even seemingly normal everyday habits - as well as more obvious examples like food, sex, drugs (especially alcohol), and, hell, even water.

All of them can be good, and they often are. But too much of any one of them will always lead to negative and painful consequences, some sooner than others. Especially if you're actively trying to ignore those consequences by continuing to over-use said "good thing" - all you're doing is just putting off that pain until later... because you're still gonna have to deal with it eventually. Somehow, someday, it's gonna bite you in the ass, and the longer you push it off, the harder it's gonna bite. Could be physically, mentally, emotionally, or even spiritually...

In fact, people are very frequently utterly destroyed by good things.

The difference between medicine and poison is always in the dosage.
There's really no such thing as "too much of a good thing," because once you start reaching levels of "too much"... then whatever you're doing, it ain't a "good thing" anymore.
by igweyliogsuh January 25, 2024
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Too looted

Is a term to describe a power so immense that is feels impossible to win against it.
Yo bro did you ever defeat Malenia in Elden Ring? Nah I can’t beat her bro she’s too Looted
by Lorde Looted November 22, 2023
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Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”
After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck
by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023
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Too Sexy

Is THAT what that is? I mean, it changed after the fast food place so this is clearly more than JUST that but still... That is fucking pathetic! Damn, maybe the pornstars are right about these motherfuckers being insecure. Holy shit. JESUS! This motherfuckers are over here doing shit like talking a bunch of shit and like hiding his sister from the rough doggy-style pounding I would give her (assuming she's old enough) and here I AM... Attributing to them the moral and existential value of a mannequin or like... A mop or something, like... WOW dawg... Well, now I feel bad for talking all of this shit...
Hym "So I'm too sexy and so brilliant that I literally created A.I., became the greatest writer of all time, and generated more money than any man on the planet by doing nothing more than 'STOP TRYING?' That's the problem here? I did the literal opposite of try and it was so wildly effective I've literally been immortalized in cinema and anime and have changed the world forever? That's what this is? I mean, it's more than that because of the weird stalking element that preceded me saying anything but holy shit guys... This is why I didn't want to compete. This is sad."
by Hym Iam November 25, 2023
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