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Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
by Jotasof September 19, 2017
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unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
by OhGee October 17, 2012
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every guy has a unicorn

What dose it mean aaron
Guys wtf does "every guy has a unicorn" mean?
by Officer Height September 8, 2020
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Unicorn spunk

Two idiotic girls who love to FaceTime and Snapchat eachother. they will always stick together in life and death and the never lie to eachother.
Hey unicorn spunk wanna FaceTime??
chat
by Unicornspunk123 December 19, 2017
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Unicorn

A common swingers term used in the community to refer to a single female, open to meeting couples.
Commonly bi-sexual or heteroflexable.
"The couple is looking to add a new experience to their dynamic & to spice things up, so they are meeting a unicorn."
by Lola lessons October 6, 2023
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Unicorn

A rabbit that flies and talks. It can also breathe underwater :)
"Unicorn aren't real dummy"

"But I saw won!"
by jimbob number 10000 September 15, 2023
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Unicorn gaggler

A person who eats pastel marshmallows and claims he's not gay. May have a unicorn covered up with prison tattoos. Likes shiny things&Likes glitter. When you pronounce the name you must drag out the gaggLER . but don't stutter.
When i grow up I'll be a unicorn gaggler. Because i love shiny things! "I'm straight. but i love all unicorns in the world....gaggle..unicorn
by chonie pockets November 28, 2019
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