unicorn shoe horn

When a person straps a dildo to their head and shoves it up someone's ass.

She pissed him off and got the unicorn shoe horn.

by Theunicorner January 31, 2017

safety unicorn

A person who identifys as a unicorn but also doubbles as portable medic. Medical advice may or may not contain glitter (*will contain glitter*). Safety unicorns are especially rare but essential to the enjoyment of any Australian doof.

"Have you got your safety unicorn?" You.
"I've got my safety unicorn!!" Me

by TiggyMima September 10, 2016

Unicorn

A magical horse with a rainbow mane and a horn that walks on RAINBOOOWSSS <33333

" Mom i want to be an unicorn "
"Sure honey"

by Anonima999 April 17, 2017

Wet unicorn

The act of a man putting a wet piece of corn in another mans asshole

Ron gave me the biggest wet unicorn

by Wet unicorn December 1, 2019

Unicorn Flipping

To consume Marijuana, Acid, Ketamine and Molly all at one period of time.

"I saw Diplo while I was Unicorn Flipping."

by lady kit July 11, 2014

Spunky unicorn horn

Masturbating in subzero temperatures where the ejaculation freezes on discharge forming what looks like a unicorn horn

It was so cold last night when I had some self loving I created a spunky unicorn horn

by Scruffypaws January 4, 2018

Unicorn

Unicorn is me. To be a Unicorn, you can’t just play one position. Like you gotta be position less. If you gonna be a Unicorn, you gotta do everything on the court. Not just one thing, you feel me.

“You a Unicorn? Damn that’s tough”

by Sharbae123 June 21, 2020