Super Straight

Adj. A man or woman who is only sexually attacked to the opposite gender.

Person 1: “I’m gay.”
Person 2: “I didn’t ask, but thank you for needlessly telling people your sexual orientation. I’m Super Straight.”
Person 1: *Rethinks life and compulsion to tell people about their own sexual orientation.”

by SesualChocolate April 27, 2022

Super-straight

A "sexuality" made by transphobic heterosexuals that's simply just being straight with a preference for cisgenders

Super-straight emerged somewhere in TikTok and was passed on by transphobic trolls on social media like Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. Many Discord trolls also use this term to ignite drama with transgender people.

If you see one of these kinds of people, ignore them at all costs.

Person 1: I'm super-straight!
Person 2: Stop being transphobic you fucking bitch.
Person 1: How dare you act superphobic!
Person 2: It's literally just being straight but preferring cis people over transgenders.

by [massive skill issue] Robo November 21, 2021

Super straight

A fake sexuality used by unattractive men.

Male: hey I’m super straight

Female: *looks at his profile picture* hahaha

by Skydaddyofficial March 7, 2021

Straight bullshit

When something happens that doesn't happen to anyone else but you

Sharkeisha: man that fight was some straight bullshit can you believe they locked me up just for that?!?

by Thatdarkskin November 30, 2013

straight girl

that girl who leads on lesbians 2 get the D

lez: i<3 u
straight girl: Shh that lez mustn't know alls I want is the D

by suck_my_d33 June 28, 2021

Portland Straight

The sexuality of a man who is attracted to women and women who claim to be nonbinary people.

Man 1: "I'm also into nonbinary people like Demi Lovato, so I guess I'm kind of queer."
Man 2: "So you're portland straight?"

by average_folkpunk_enjoyer December 22, 2021

Straight Jive

Bullshit! In knee-grow dialect .

Man foo don't come around here talkin that straight jive

by Lotus Austin June 16, 2010