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middle nap

The point in the middle of a movie when you take a nap. No one can watch an entire movie in one sitting so this is the nap in the middle that everyone takes.
No way we can finish this movie in one go. We have to have a middle nap, of course.
by foootballislife November 24, 2021
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poop nap

when you're exhausted at work and pass out inside the construction site porta potty
I think Bob's takin' a poop nap again
by unklebob 666 June 7, 2024
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Nap

Babe, let’s go take a nap
by Fitgoddess June 13, 2024
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Tabby Nap

a tabby nap is when you attempt to take a short nap but then you sleep for longer and travel 30 years into the future.
Person 1: why were you sleeping so long?! theres gadgets and flying cars now!

Person 2: i took a tabby nap..
by TKOrules July 8, 2024
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horse nap

when you do a bunch of ketamine and go sleepy by by
Dude 1: is will okay?
Dude 2: yeah he's just taking a horse nap
Dude 3: what the hell is a horse nap?
by ratfukt July 25, 2024
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sloth nap

Not moving an inch while sleeping >16 hours.
by plato! August 6, 2024
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Dutch Nap

A nap that takes place before noon after waking up and working a taxing 30 minute shift. This would typically take place after going on an all night bender that would involve a combination or all of any of the following: cocaine, hookers, gambling, or consuming 15 plus alcoholic beverages.
Dutchie: I need a Dutch Nap before I come out to gamble on the Gnomes Rangers game.

Lohlogs: Stop being a Kunt.

Dutchie: I hung out with Cano and Stef and had 17 German specials then woke up for a tough morning of anchor smashing. I’m taking a Dutch Nap.

Lohlogs: Die.
by Lognuts24 April 13, 2025
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