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1. A place where pedophiles, sex offenders, and desperate guys go to try to get some action without violating their parole.

2. Also an ego booster for chubby, average, decent looking girls to get attention because everyone knows nothing gets 130 viewers like smushing your B cups in your little sister's bra.

3. Advertisements
*vaginatarian has entered the room
jailbait2009: hey
vaginatarian: SHOW SOME TITZ
*vaginatarian has left the room
This is basically stickam

magic stick

It's a penis that is amazingly great.....u can do whatever person u want to...because it is so perfect!
Magic Stick
- 50 Cent & Lil' Kim
magic stick by Lacali12 March 19, 2003

take him to the stacks 

A term implying sexual actions are desired between an employee and a non-employee, usally a patron, in a public library.

Primarily used among femals, although it is not limited to them, as a sort of code term when a coworker, boss, or patron is in listening range.

My coworkers and i made this up when an average looking guy came to check out some books and we didnt want our uptight boss to know we were tailking about fucking him in the dark and dusty stacks of books that no one even knows exists.

ME: That blonde guy was in, AGAIN.
COWORKER: I dont know which one. Is he hot?
ME: Well, I'D take him to the stacks.

shit-on-a-stick 

aw, shit-on-a-stick!
shit-on-a-stick by Alan L December 6, 2003

make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here 

a term used to excuse yourself out of a conversation
hey i hate to leave but i gotta make like a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.

k see ya

Jesus h christ (on a popsicle stick) 

Jesus h christ on a popsicle stick--why won't this damn engine turn over!!!