dick necking

Sneaking up on a buddy and drawing a dick on the back of his/her neck.

Man, you weren't paying attention... You deserved that dick necking!

by Rs696969 March 11, 2014

Neck-upper

(Noun.) refers to a female (usually overweight) who strategically and exclusively posts close-up pictures of themselves on to social networking and dating websites as to leave the viewer to draw his own ill-informed conclusions.

Brad: So man, are you going to take that chick out who's been writing on your facebook wall?

DJ: Doubtful, that could be risky--she is definately a neck-upper.

by TheCaseMan May 8, 2010

Neck Rape

Rape taken to the neck or fore neck. Commonly found in homosexual fat ass relationships. Made by sticking Male Genitals in the Neck fat, or "flap" and making sexual actions.

Jerry: Hey Ted That Was A Very Sensational Neck Rape.
Ted: Yes it was, Lets Go Again.

by xXNagasakiXx March 24, 2012

Neck stomp

The neck stop is when u bend the man or woman over your bed then make ur hand into a L shape. Then put your hand above the victims neck then push down as hard as you can. The final step is to ram your thumb up the man or women's shite pipe. This is called the neck stomp. That's a definition of the neck stomp.

I will neck stomp you tonight.

by Neck stomp June 25, 2016

Neck Nugget

The boogers you get in the back of your throat when you cough.

I've been coughing up neck nuggets all day.

Hey Jason check out this neck nugget I just let out.

by William And Kerry Nichols March 25, 2004

Turtle Neck

Refers to a circumcised penis. Also known as a German Helmet.

Bill loves it when Sandy kisses his turtle neck.

by 1802 December 8, 2009

Flavored Long Neck

A long neck bottle of beer that has been inserted into a pussy leaving the taste on the rim for her significant other.

Would you like my girlfriend to bring you a flavored long neck? or Hey baby, can you make it a flavored long neck

by LongNecker February 18, 2015