noob pkers9

down syndrome peice of shit l

created by dc b l i n d gf? what an idiot noob pkers9

by dc b l i n d October 29, 2008

noob tube

When some fucktard feels the need to kill with a grenade launcher or bazooka on COD because they were accidents born on the M20 and have no skill

Fag, fuck you, bitch u just noobed me, noob tube

by taylorkid111 September 6, 2012

gg easy noobs

basically what everyone says who plays lol

*Wins a Game*

gg easy noobs

by thelegend27memesaredead January 25, 2018

Uber Gnarly Noob

When playing an online multiplayer game, a guy / girl whos very new to the game starts killing his own team mates & acting like a very idiotic noob, not really having a clue what to acheive within the game and using annoying voice masking over thier mic.

*noob joins in near end of game* -

SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)

DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"

Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"

*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*

DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"

NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |

*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*

by GBX March 26, 2008

Band Hating Noobs

A group of mean spirited moronic individuals who bad mouths a high school or college marching band (Also see band haters).

don't listen to those morons, they are a bunch of Band Hating Noobs!

by BruinKiller3469 May 19, 2009

epic fail noob

A person who epic fails, especially in computer fighting games.

i.e. I was playing Halo 3 on XBOX with a mate of mine. i have an energy sword, and he just has a lame old pistol. i lunge at him, point ****ing blank, but epically miss. he just whips me once with his pistol, and pwns me in one hit. This, therefore, makes me an epic fail noob.

by T3h 133735t 3p1c f@1l n00b eva December 6, 2009

QQ more noob

An online term used on video game threads to tell someone to quit the game they are complaining about, because they are stupid or unskilled.

Originated from the RTS Warcraft, where pressing alt-QQ would immediately quit the game if they were getting pwned.
Unfortunately, some people mistake it for "cry more noob" because supposedly QQ resembles a crying face.

Noob: OMG PLEAse take oUt this gun it iS SOOOO overpowerd

Poster: QQ more noob. It is not overpowered, you just suck. Maybe that's why you keep getting pwned by it.

by Colder September 1, 2011