math

if this teacher says your her favorite she is lieing for making you do this

the math teacher is a communist

by anonymous September 22, 2020

math

the hardest and most complicated thing known in the observable universe

friend: i study math

some guy: you are ten times smarter than everyone on earth

by NotHecker#3231 May 20, 2023

Monster Math

Similar to "Monster Mash", Monster Math is the equivalent of doing a lot of math.

Dang bro, Eric just did the Monster Math by solving (8 + 26i + (15 * -1) = 8 + 26i - 15).

by ThumbThumbLover December 21, 2020

Maths

the fucking shittiest subject ever

oh fuck we have maths again

by pheeeennnniiixxx September 16, 2019

Mike Math

Saying you're going to pay for or give equal cost on a shared product and then only giving 45%,40%, or 30%.

Tomas: hey do you want to split dinner tonight? I've only got 15.
Bobby: the total is 40, but we could do Mike Mike Math.

by anonymous August 26, 2022

netflix math

When you check the year of production against how many seasons are on Netflix for a particular show you are loving, in hopes the series may still be ongoing.

I did the Netflix math, and realized (insert favorite show) was over after the season I'm binge watching now.

by MsLou April 10, 2016

Maths teacher

My maths teacher once said; “You just blew in my tube… You have to ask permission before you do that.”

Boy 1 “do you want to go blow on his tube”

Boy 2 “hell yeah man.”
*The Maths teacher looming over them* “No, you need to ask permission to do that…”

by Stock photo of a man May 10, 2023