A smoking motherfucker who is starting to get muscles and is proud of it. He is very nice and a good friend.
by mduran5 November 17, 2019
Get the Mason Nolyn Duranmug. The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”
Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
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Get the Masonmug. by TotallyNotActuallySaleh June 3, 2018
Get the matthew masonmug. a very hot sexy mf who has a gf btw. her name is olivia. he has an enormous cock and you get turned on just by looking at him.
by imthevictimhere January 22, 2022
Get the Masonmug. 
