random kid: Hey mom I accidentally banged my teacher today at school >:)
Mom: Oh how was it
Random kid: I liked it we did some anal
Mom: >:)
Mom: Oh how was it
Random kid: I liked it we did some anal
Mom: >:)
by Frik schooool October 1, 2019
Get the schoolmug. 
Teacher “Hello class, today I will have you describe school as an acronym”
Kid “Teacher can I go first!!”
Teacher “Okay, thank you for asking!”
*draws Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives*
Teacher “I have never seen a kid so intelligent and clever”
Kid “oh rea-“
Teacher “DETENTION”
Kid “Teacher can I go first!!”
Teacher “Okay, thank you for asking!”
*draws Six Cruel Hours Of Our Lives*
Teacher “I have never seen a kid so intelligent and clever”
Kid “oh rea-“
Teacher “DETENTION”
by TheAmericanSoccerLover March 31, 2019
Get the Schoolmug. by Im bored! January 18, 2021
Get the Schoolmug. The place where you go to for 18 years of life taking up ass. Not only that, it is jail because you got lots of homework and teachers give you a stack of homework. Go to school if you want to suffer for 18 years.
by 01A51CD0 January 20, 2017
Get the schoolmug. 
school
one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person
School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
one of the main causes of suicide, depression, anxiety, losing of the mind, drug/alcohol use, etc.
it is a place where you are taught how to square numbers, not how to pay taxes or bills, not how to maintain and hold a job or career
school is where you are told to just let teachers yell at you, embarrass you, walk all over you, and straight up ruin about 15 years of your life and if you try to defend yourself when being yelled at for an unknown reason, you get punished and yelled at again for trying to be strong against them
it is where they all talk big talk about how to report bullying and stick up for yourself and tell an administrator immediately, but what are we to do when the administrators and teachers are the ones instigating the teasing, causing the pain, causing others to join in…what are we supposed to do when we can't stick up for ourselves without putting our education in jeopardy?
school is the place where they are always talking about how we need to stay healthy stay fit they're the ones that are giving us crap unhealthy things when we try and share good and decent food friends and people who can't even afford me again you are getting punished and yelled at for just trying to help and be a good person
School is the most hypocritical backward ass place we are forced to go through it this is torture
"man I've been stressing over school it's giving me anxiety I don't know how much of this I can take before I break"
2
"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
2
"the teacher made fun of my ance today mom. but I was afraid to stand up for myself"
by theurbandicktionary February 24, 2015
Get the schoolmug.