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Post Merge Depression

The mental state of individuals who mined ethereum, spent endless amount of time, energy and capital go to waste because a dumb decision by Vitalik Buterin.
Person A: Why do you have the look of despair ?
Person B: Ethereum mining ended
Person A: oh you have post merge depression
Person B: yea, thats what we get in return for securing the network
by Dop3matt3r_ September 26, 2022
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post-ending depression

A state of melancholy following the ending of an engaging story.

The great show you watched came to a finale, you finished a thrilling game or read the last chapter of a well-written book and now you feel sad, empty, you're processing what happened - that's post-ending depression.
Johnny: What's up, you look kinda sad.
Jackie: Oh, it's nothing. Just post-ending depression.

Johnny: What'd that be?
Jackie: I finished playing Cyberpunk 2077 and the ending hit me hard. I didn't expect █████ to die and when the credits theme started pla-
Johnny: You fucking dickwipe! Why'd you spoil it for me like that huh?
Jackie: What? I didn't think you wanted to play the game, you said it sucked!
Johnny: Your mom sucks! My dick! Every Tuesday!
Jackie: That's it! I'm gonna shut that dirty mouth of yours up!
*both start to kiss violently*
by Johnny Silverdick August 17, 2022
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Post-Goodbye Depression

The deep sad nostalgic feeling of departure you feel when your best friend tells you he/she has to go or feeling sleepy after a good conversation usually on Skype or any other IM app.
You : So, what's up?
Friend : My eyes are closing, I need to go to catch some sleep.
Good night :)
You : good night ..
Post-Goodbye depression.
by Alain Kribler May 1, 2014
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School- Related Depression

School Related Depression is the act of hating oneself and the world because of school and your parents.

This is just like normal depression, only worse.
You achieve this state of mind when everything that can possibly go wrong goes wrong, and everything which seems as if it cant go wrong does so.
It's when you go to school, the one place in the world designed to be a helpful and friendly environment, but when you get there you find:

Hateful and idiotic teens that scream at you and call you a "f**got lol", and insult your very existence.
It's when you realize that your teachers hate your very existence. They sit there, on their phones, screaming about how it's not their fault 3 quarters of the F**ING CLASS ARE FAILING.

And then you go home and you tell your mom that the teachers cant grade and lose your papers and that kids bully you, and then you get this:
"Stop being an ungrateful brat! I do everything for you!"
But that mom doesnt realize that it's not their fault that your depressed but they're too ego F**KING centric to realize that is NOT ABOUT THEM FOR A DAMN CHANGE.
This shouldn't be a thing, but I guess that's life, eh?
School- Related Depression is when you hate yourself and others so fucking much as a result of school.
by yeetdepression March 29, 2019
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daylight savings depression

The sudden influx of sadness that occurs after daylight savings time in the fall, when people struggle to become re-acquainted with the soul-crushing darkness outside that now occurs at 5pm.
I have such a serious case of daylight savings depression that all I want to do when I get off work is order takeout and watch "Murder, She Wrote" marathons.
by xDrewB April 20, 2018
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Post Kimcert Depression

The feeling you have once you leave a Kim Dracula concert often one of sadness, longing, and depression.
Leaving the concert has given me post kimcert depression.

I miss seeing Kim in concert. I have pkd, post kimcert depression.
by LXXLoveRoulette July 24, 2023
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Post Libertas Depression

The depression that hits you after a long vacation or weekend
me: I really don't want to go to work tomorrow, I'd rather jump off a bridge.
friend: Dude, I think you're suffering from Post Libertas Depression
by Wi11emDafoe August 17, 2019
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