David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019

[Ryan David]

Will you go to Homecoming with me?

Ryan David will you go to Homecoming with Me?

by She Smiles at you October 20, 2008

David Queeringin

A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.

Oh god here comes David Queeringin, Sucking his dad.

by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 9, 2017

David Freese

The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.

Hey did you see that little leauge game?

Yeah that little 3rd baseman is the next David Freese!

by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016

David Song

Statistically proven to be the most common name for autistic Chinese boys

"I took my kid David Song to the arts and crafts center last weekend, but he only shat on the floor?"

by Your_Real_Name_Bruh January 16, 2021

David Flynn

A very sexy man, defines what a man should be with an amazing personality, great figure, sexy face and for a bonus a monster cock. Any girl would be stupid to miss out on the opportunity of talking to this man.

I met David Flynn on the weekend, he’s such a great guy with a bulge bigger than my future, bigger than Mount Everest, what a man!

by A330 January 19, 2022

The David Dahl

words forming sentience's, combining to make paragraphs. i can make up shit on the Internets too. Munging; to be hungry; to be in a state of full retardation; where one tries to eat ones face.

I'm munging hard for a feed.
I was so munged last night, i tried eating my own forehead. (past tense of munging)
The David Dahl

by ballsonchins May 8, 2017