david wiley

David Wiley really does know everything...because he's David freaking Wiley.
by Kaydra April 07, 2014
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David-Joel

A Long faced, sexy guy you'd see as a Bestfriend, Boyfriend, or even a Brother
David-Joel is someone you would always want to have around, though he doesn't feel a connection to the world.
David-Joel is like a mentor that has his own personal problems. He is very Depressing but always adventurous. He is like the eye of the apple.
1: David-Joel taught me how to handle my life
2: David-Joel is my favorite person in the worlldddddd
by Jayden Miller February 25, 2023
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David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.
"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"
by AlsoMento May 01, 2023
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david ureno

A sexy son of A bitch everyone wants to fuck
by TheOneTrueKing12 February 21, 2018
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David Queeringin

A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.
Oh god here comes David Queeringin, Sucking his dad.
by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 09, 2017
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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 09, 2014
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angie&david

the best mf friendship and lovers in the world,the best thing that’s happened to David and he will forever love her he thinks of her every day and night he knows she’s the one. He hopes she thinks the same, Angie/his lover is the most prettiest beautiful person in his eyes and he loves all the things she hates about herself, she might not believe him but he means it. There is so much more to talk about and he can go on and on about her eyes when she looks at him and her face on how beautiful it is to him and her body on how she looks so mf good in anything she where’s he feels down sometimes and she brings his happyness up all the time after she just talks to him. She dousent know it but she’s saved him so many times from giving up on life and made him really think about what he wanted to be and he made the best decision of his life and it’s all thanks to his lover and friend Angie❤️.
Angie&david da best lovers n friends fr
by Angie&david August 25, 2022
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