Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

austin boone

austin boone is the most perfect guy in the world. he will treat you so amazing, is so sweet, give the best hugs and kisses and cuddles, and loves with his whole heart. he has the prettiest set of eyes you’ll ever see, the cutest smile, the most adorable and contagious laugh. he is so intelligent and doesn’t even realize it, and tries to deny it all the time. he seems to not have a single shy bone in his body, and is so outgoing. he is so funny and will never fail to make you laugh. he has his insecurities though, so make sure to reassure him that you are there for him no matter what. He is the bestest friend and the most amazing boyfriend you could ever have. If you have austin boone in your life anyway, anyhow, make sure you never let him go.

emily-“austin boone is the best thing that’s ever happened to me.”

by calmdownjamaldontpulloutthenin November 13, 2020

Austin

An orange loving cock petter with no life but decent at soccer and swim.

Look at him swim he such an Austin.

by KeepAmericaGreat July 23, 2020

Austin side burns

side burns 🥵💦🤏🧟🦛

bro that Austin side burns kid has some sick side burns

by andioopsksksksksksksksk November 10, 2019

Austin, MN

Austin, Minnesota (No, not Texas) is a small town in southern Minnesota with a population of around 25k people. Home to the Fortune 500 company HORMEL, which often causes the town to smell of meat. As SPAM is one of the main products made by the company, the city as been nicknamed SPAMTOWN, USA “Where Hawaiians go for vacation!” With a large newly built SPAM museum downtown for public visitation. The city is rich with history and culture featuring many communities of different ethnicities around the world. Riverland Community College, The Paramount Theatre, the Hormel Home, The Nature Center and The Old Mill are all different areas of interest one should check out when visiting this pleasant Midwestern town.

Person 1: “Hello! Where are you from?”

Person 2: “Oh I live in Austin”
Person 1: “Oh wow that’s a long drive from Texas”

Person 2: “Austin, MN not Austin Texas”

by Chaotic_Cat July 22, 2021

Austin Osborn

The prettiest woman in the world, she doesn't know her own self worth. Austin Osborn is a flirt but is scared by 7-inch-candy bars.

"Wowah that girl is pretty, who is she?"
"That's Austin Osborn"

by Help-i'm-dying April 20, 2018

Austin

Austin is a blonde guy who likes hollow knight and is physically incapable of 3 things,
1: waiting patiently for silksong
2: eating a popsicle normally
3: having a civil conversation without saying kys

guys hlep austin just sent a picture of hte back of my head to me i think hes behind me

by Tobi4s March 2, 2022