patrick shwavy

1. When you get insanely drunk that you do shit that make you question your existence

Yoooo I got patrick shwavy'd and accidentally fucked my grandmother

by Matty Fuckin Smokes December 16, 2019

james patrick conner

that one fat friend we got that is always hungry.

dude your starting to get like james patrick conner

by yourmom6969696 March 2, 2020

Patrick Batema

He played batman in that one movie

Tyrone: Oh my gosh I am tired
Byrone: Patrick Batema

by Johnson H. Pork March 18, 2024

Patrick Arnold

“To pull a Patrick Arnold” – To betray the sexual vibe in a deeply unserious, self-sabotaging way.

Bro pulled a Patrick Arnold and turned on Coldplay during the orgy.

by John André September 30, 2025

Patrick

Patrick /ˈpætɹɪk/, v. where a person performs an action repeatedly that exhibits a severe lack of short-term memory retention.

Named after the index case, Patrick Star of Spongebob Squarepants fame, where Mr. Star's repertoire included many such actions, including "That's not my wallet", where the person agrees to every indicia of an original point, while disagreeing on face with the original point; or "I'm going to eat mine now!", wherein the person forgets they consumed an item in full, and then makes an attempt to eat the item again.

This is an effective debate tactic, because the person operating from this position completely believes (or is presumed to completely believe) what it is they are saying and doing, complicating a good-faith discussion.

I just patricked that whole candy bar.

Congratulations on patricking the whole argument for twenty-five minutes. We're back to square one now.

by Sosumi, Inc. October 18, 2025

Patrick Shwavy

1. When you do something so insanely embarrassing that, you wish you were never born.

Yooo let’s get patrick shwavyd lol it’s lit

by Ratk1d December 17, 2019

Patricking

Lying about your age to get with younger girls.

He told me he was 12, he was really patricking.

by Michael mondiello March 31, 2022