your mom

your mom

your mom: who left the muffins in the freezer
me: your mom

by melol6769 October 8, 2025

your mom

Your mom was an old school classic of a come back and might me still ro this day. But do NOT use if there mom is dead or if they want to forget there mom. But it is still a joke so don't tack so seriously.

What is 37÷5=your mom

by Ummmm something that is named March 27, 2022

in your mom

I am currently fucking your mom

Fatima: Hey where's mom?
Dad: i don't care bitch

mom: (currently has me inside her)

IM IN YOUR MOM BITCH EXPECT A NEW DAD

by Avlixn July 19, 2023

Your mom

Non of your business bitch

Your mom so fat when she stepped on the scale it read my number

by Hihihihihihibi December 21, 2019

Your Mom

It is legit your mom nothing else it’s also a joke. Also a way to piss people off in a funny way.. want to be hated say your mom to everything!!!

Anyone: Hey what ya doin’?
You: Your mom

by anonymous December 15, 2021

your mom

A joke - Your mother - used to roast people

Joke: LOGAN-PAUL: who's that YOU: your mom
Actual: YOU: wheres your mom?
Roast: billie ellish: who asked YOU: your mom

by Omyx March 20, 2022

your mom

the thing i do

"hey, what are you doing?"
"your mom"

by lanwangji November 11, 2022