Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary

by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

Twitter Payted

female equivalent of male blue balls.

That batch be Twitter payted

by Digging deep March 4, 2023

Twitter diving

The act of following an account on twitter then going to the first recommended follow after that and carrying on until you find something disturbing or you get bored

Person 1 "I went twitter diving yesterday and saw some fucked up shit"
Person 2 "such as"
Person 1 "you don't even wanna know"

by Idekidc May 19, 2021

Twitter

Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline

''bro have you heard of twitter''
''yeah its alright but its kinda like Pure shit in a garbage can lit on fire by piss from a guy who drank gasoline''
''U right''

by KindaIssac.Jpg November 22, 2020

Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.

Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.

by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

twitter

where your opinion does not matter

person 1:hey i think we sho-
person 2:SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS IS TWITTER YOU DON'T GET AN OPINION

by figg12 February 21, 2023

Free Twitter

Free Twitter was a phrase that has been trending multiple times on the Twitter platform, ever since Elon Musk bought it. People usually say this phrase on the Twitter platform, attempting to remove Elon Musk's role as CEO of the platform.

Person 1: Hey man have you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?
Person 2: Yeah, He added the Twitter blue feature just making the platform worse, Free Twitter!

by AnAverageUrbanDictionaryUser December 23, 2022