troll tool

Phrase or opinion stated for the sole purpose of trolling.
That stuff about the white and gold dress is such a troll tool.
by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015
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BMW TOOL

MALE DRIVER OF BMW 430. WEARS DRIVING GLOVES AND HAS A MANS.
HE LIKES TO PICK UP IS MANS IN THE VERT, WEARS DRIVING GLOVES TO KEEP THEM HANDS SOFT FOR HIS MANS. SOME MAY CALL HIM A BMW TOOL
by PSEUDONYM6969696969696969 March 7, 2022
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Jawls tool

A tool used to jawls with. Depending on your profession, this could mean a giant lensed camera, or an Iphone. Used to zoom in and act like a noob and "OMG" over something and knob the other person off. Basically a tool a tool uses to suck dick with.
DUDE! NOS CHICKS! GET OUT THE JAWLS TOOL. ZOOOOOOOOM. TITTTIES.

Man, your jawls tool has such a big depth. I can see her nipples.
by JAWLSERFANBOIIIIIIIII2 July 25, 2011
mugGet the Jawls toolmug.

Tool-it

A place to use the bathroom. Both numbers one and two.
Hey babe, I will be on the tool-it for awhile
by Staydown2722 November 14, 2021
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Tool

by anonymous August 20, 2024
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tool

tool equals trey wilder(t=tw).
One who is obsessed with 69.
What a tool(trey).
by Teddy Padussis April 3, 2010
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Tool Shed

An area of a gym/exercise facility populated with small groups of men in carefully planned outfits with overly gelled hair or hats with flat bills. One member of each group is usually actually doing an exercise or lift while the others stand around and chat while comparing themselves in the mirrors. After 20 minutes - they rotate which person is using the weights/machine. After two hours the average number of lifts performed by each person averages at about 6.
Example 1:
A: Did you get a lift in at the gym last night?
B: I tried but it was a tool shed so I had to wait forever for machines to open up.

Example 2:
A: Great, the lifting area looks like a complete tool shed today, maybe we should wait to lift until later.

Example 3:
A: Did you see any hot guys at the gym this morning?
B: Haha, no. It was such a tool shed, none of them were worth a second glance.
by aew920 September 29, 2014
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