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The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 5, 2023
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Unicorn

A woman who is sexually attracted to both men and women (e.g. bisexual/pansexual) AND is willing to join couples for a threesome. (the three of them have sex.)

Named after a mythical creature because they're said to be rare
Unicorns aren't even that rare - I know a few bi chicks that like to swing
by wflowercrown August 20, 2024
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unicorn urine

A concoction consisting of Country Time pink lemonade, vodka and lite beer.
Drinking unicorn urine will cause brain damage.
by TwentyCommittee July 11, 2014
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Unicorn Bee

An amazing magical person who lights up your day! They will be there thru everything but then again are dumb and will do literally anything you ask without thinking.
She is a unicorn bee
by Curious Alien June 12, 2022
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alpha unicorn

An alpha unicorn is a non-

binary, fearless leader of a group.

It can gentle and protective of its kindred and fearsome to its adversaries.

It can also have the ability to fly by farting magical sparkle dust for propulsion and it’s horn makes a great fit in any genders orafices.
Oh wow! Cindy. That alpha unicorn horn was magic last night. The alpha unicorn farted and I rode its face into outer space.
by Fred Thirst August 1, 2021
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Unicorn

1.) A imaginary ancient beast appearing as a horse with a magical horn and sometimes wings. Magic flows from it and all who gaze upon it with awe are enthralled. People end up appreciating it, wanting to possess it and its power, or reject it.

2.) A person (male or female), whom is very different from other people. They possess special qualities about themselves that they can perform in ways that some normal people can't. Also, there are some things they can't do so well that normal people can because they flow with the grain. (Birds of a feather).
1.) When I was young I used to dream I was a prince/princess that would ride a "unicorn" past the mountains.

2.) Yeah, I noticed she wasn't saying much as we were talking either before we left. Maybe she was a "unicorn".
by Universal-clench April 4, 2025
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unicorn rainbow

Unicorn rainbow is when a boy cums onto your vagina and rubs it to your asshole
by FuckUpInTheSky July 5, 2016
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