cafeteria syndrome

When you spend too much time in the cafeteria. The cafeteria is the only place people see you and you creep them out. Common symptoms are add and craziness.

You see that girl in the caf today?
Ya I never see her out.
Ya. She definitely has cafeteria syndrome.
Shes such a creeper.

by Streaker6969 October 25, 2011

Alphastatism Syndrome

the desire to create/remake a game out of nostalgia often done by incompetent individuals with usually overstretched ambition

"Oh cool a new Electric State Alpha Remake!" "Bro, you are having an Alphastatism Syndrome episode."

by Limernails March 10, 2023

Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013

Heather Syndrome

the word Heather is basically from a song from Conan Gray. And Heather is someone that everyone likes and heather syndrome is the person who wants to be Heather so that their crush will like them back.

Emily: i think i might have heather syndrome
Jess: why?
Emily: cuz heather has everything that i dont and everyone likes her even my crush but how can i hate her shes such an angel.
Jess: damn

by locoshiko September 5, 2020

Paris syndrome

A sense of strong disappointment felt as a tourist caused by some combination of culture shock and the failure of the visiting destination to meet one’s own preconceived expectations. It can result in several psychiatric symptoms such as acute delusional states, anxiety, depression, derealization, the feeling of experiencing prejudice, and more.

The term originates from Japanese tourists experiencing this phenomenon while visiting Paris, France, but in modern times has been used to describe feelings expressed by people complaining online that any given tourist destination was not what they expected.

“Did you see the video of the guy complaining about his visit to Greece?”
“I’m not sure what he expected. It sounds like Paris syndrome.”

by BigFinisher July 31, 2023

Batman Syndrome

Batman syndrome is a rare but life threatening illness caused by a series of traumatic events which turns an individual into Batman regardless of their sex. It's most common in men but it is definitely possible for women to get Batman syndrome if they are drove to a certain level of insanity.

"Why are you acting so serious today dude?"
"I am vengeance"
"Ohh you must have Batman Syndrome"

by SigmaTherapist December 20, 2022

Birchfield Syndrome

The pain you feel in your neck after you fall asleep sitting up and your head hangs to the side for too long.

"If you keep sleeping on the couch sitting up like that, you'll get Birchfield Syndrome!"

by King Kraggoth May 15, 2016