A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.
Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.
They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
major malfunction.
Hooman 2 - let's move away from it
for it is a fucking square
There is no fun to be had
in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
Get the Squaremug. Being square or box-like in stature.
by Jallawsome September 8, 2011
Get the Square Guymug. by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014
Get the one square wondermug. by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025
Get the squaredmug. A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.
Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"
Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"
Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
Get the Squaremug. by fxbienn February 16, 2018
Get the Squaremug. The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."
by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018
Get the family squaremug.