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Square

A boring mainwashed sheep. No hobbies. No music taste. No dress sense. No sense of humour.

Frowns upon any type of drug use even though they'll have a drink and get drunk off a single pint.
Common sense in these beings appears to be null. They suck the life and fun out of the room upon entry.
They generally look down on others like they're gods gift to grace the earth and we should all be in awe of their presence even though they come across as a hostile, grumpy twat because they think they're better than everyone else.
Their family are the complete opposite and the parents wonder where they went wrong to spawn such a detached individual.

Probably washes themselves with fancy organic soap and eats vegan foods to the point of illness. They hate animals.

They are a lie to themselves and humanity.
Hooman 1 - what is that persons

major malfunction.

Hooman 2 - let's move away from it

for it is a fucking square

There is no fun to be had

in its presence.
by scrotaltumour November 11, 2017
mugGet the Squaremug.

Square Guy

Being square or box-like in stature.
by Jallawsome September 8, 2011
mugGet the Square Guymug.

one square wonder

A miraculous event where only 1 square of toilet paper is required.
I just totally took a 3 hour dump and supringly, it was a one square wonder.
by lambdaradiation March 3, 2014
mugGet the one square wondermug.

squared

Anything multiplied by anything
used to roast people back or avoid saying thing over and over again
Person 1: You stupid
Person 2: You’re stupid squared
by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025
mugGet the squaredmug.

Square

A polygon with 4 90-degree corners and 4 equally long sides that only idiots would have to look up on urban dictionary.
Person 1 "Look at this 4-sided shape with equal sides and 4 90-degree angles I found!"

Persson 2 "You mean a FUCKING SQUARE!?"
by SPAM Can Campervan March 20, 2023
mugGet the Squaremug.

Square

Mainly used in the UK, a square is a bank card. The term is mostly used by fraudsters.
"Send in squares, instant drops"

"This guy blocked my square ffs"
by fxbienn February 16, 2018
mugGet the Squaremug.

family square

The moment when you are having sex with your sister, and you tell her that she is as tight as your mother, and her responding with "That's what dad says."
Hey Bubba, I had mu furst family square last night wit ma youngest sister.
by EdgyMeemStar February 3, 2018
mugGet the family squaremug.

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