The act of browsing through photos (usually holiday photos) of friends/colleagues on Facebook in order to find material to masturbate to.
Bill: Did you see Rachel's holiday photos on Facebook?
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
Bob: Any ones of her in a bikini? I fancy a Social Netwank.
by TnG October 12, 2015
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Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
Guy2: What did you say? Distant Socialing?
by caved May 6, 2020
Get the Distant Socialing mug.The Social Interruption, is when the process of your task is being interrupted by an exterior social event. This can be, for instance, a message on your phone, or someone coming towards you to talk.
by AlpharSeigen October 21, 2020
Get the Socially Interuppted mug.The term, social butterbitch, derives from the universally known phrase 'social butterfly'. A social butterbitch is someone who socialises with lots of different people but on a purely lame level. They try too hard and it's cringe worthy.
by MrTeacherMan February 18, 2022
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If you lived with her you'd know she's enraged all the time. But as an expert at social graft, she's all smiles and platitudes to the outside world.
by claybius July 26, 2011
Get the social graft mug.When somebody is socially-unfit, they aren't mature/and or ready to be on the internet and or need to learn their manners on the internet.
Socially unfit, a person who is not ready for the internet, and or social media, who is unfit.
Subject: Can I have Discord?
Person: No, you are socially-unfit.
Subject: Can I have Discord?
Person: No, you are socially-unfit.
by m6lsanne April 5, 2021
Get the socially-unfit mug.Someone who is socially submissive towards people who are manipulative, domineering, and controlling in social situations. They do not stand up for themselves when slighted by or mistreated by their peers and colleagues, and will often be warm and kind to the very people who are fucking with them for fear of making waves. A social cuck's life consists of being the third wheel in groups, often expected to have their own plans and events fucked in favor of watching others be the center of attention and claim credit for the social cuck's own efforts.
- Christine invites all her colleagues over for a party at 5pm on Friday-
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-
Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
-Colleague Shirley follows up the next day by sending an invitation to all Christine's colleagues that she is having a party at 5pm Friday on the same group chat to appear as though it is the same event-
Christine: OMG! She really set her party at the exact same time I did?
Doug: Ya, sounds like she is trying to screw with you. Did you talk to her about this?
Christine: No.. I'm just going to go to the party, I don't want to make waves. Look, she even invited people I like!
Doug: You're being a social cuck, cut that bitch down!
by RitsTheWise February 4, 2022
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