by Urbaxy December 28, 2019
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by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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"Man, John let out this sea breeze last night, so now I have to clean our puke and sand the inside of the hot tub."
by Rundvelt April 19, 2020
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Hey bro this skater kid left his helmet at my house last night! I wonder if I can get my girl to give me the sea lion tonight!
by Lenbro February 23, 2020
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Get the Planes are the birds of the sea mug.Sea cream is a skin care product used in jail. The true origins are Crisko, often used for skin care in jail becouse that's all you get. Keep your skin protected.
by Gunnaplayagain April 30, 2020
Get the Sea cream mug.The act of having sex with a flaccid penis and it only getting hard when it's in the vagina, surrounded by vaginal fluid.
Person 1: "Oh man, I had a few too many drinks last night before taking that girl home."
Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."
Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
Person 2: "I take it sex was out of the question then."
Person 1: "Normally, it would be. But she really wanted to do it so I just went along with it and started sea sharpening."
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