iRelationship

The perverse relationship that develops between an iProduct and its new owner. The new iOwner will usually only talk about the new iProduct and like new parents talking about their baby, everything in the conversation will lead back to the iProduct.

It is best not to interfere in iRelationships, the couple can be like Gollum and the Ring!

Boy: Matt never comes out anymore since he bought that iPad
Girl: Dude, he's in an iRelationship!

Boy: I was playing cards the other day and...
Girl: Hey I have a card app on my iPad (whips out iPad)
Boy: Girl, you're in an iRelationship!

by GWMcL March 7, 2011

relasianship

A relationship consisting of two asians

-Hey look Kevin and Mary
-Oh I heard they were in a relasianship
-Really?!

by XGratz May 13, 2014

relationsingleship

Spoken for but not committed

Their not dating their in a relationsingleship

by RomannLit January 22, 2019

Delationship

a pseudo relationship state in which one partner refuses to commit to a formal definition of the relationship and in lieu of that commitment offers the unverifiable claim to future commitment at some unspecified time and date

He keeps reaching out and telling me he wants to Be with me but then doesn’t make an effort to move commit- almost like he is delaying committing.

Girl, you are in a delationship.

by 2 Dates July 14, 2022

elationship

An online only relationship with a person/business/group.

She was ending the elationship as she couldn't deal with not seeing him in person.

"I was over it, elationship's never work!"

by ryan crawford January 29, 2008

relationshiporexic

Fasting from relationships

Why does she refuse to go out with me??!!??!?! She much be relationshiporexic.

by cat109542 February 19, 2010

elationship

"elationship" the action of one or more individuals who communicate or correspond through some type of virtual or electronic/online communication device or platform(i.e. email, chatroom, video chat, mobile text message, web-blog etc.).

Text messaging back and forth between friends or associates is a form of "elationship".

by Ting Olatunji December 31, 2007