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Pickle Hater

A Pickle Hater is a rare and hard to find person who has a deformity in the pre-frontal cortex, causing them to dislike pickles. One way these people show their hatred to pickles is by throwing them away. Through DNA testing we have reason to believe that the Pickle Haters are left over from an alien invasion long ago as normal people like pickles. Please report every single Pickle Hater you find as they are extremely dangerous. Call (209) 633 0000
“God Kenzie is a Pickle Hater!”
Oh god no! Not my Kenzie!”
“Did you have seggs with an alien Martha?”
“No, no, no! Please don’t do this Richard!”
*gun shots*
I’m sorry Martha but I hate people like you, now it’s time to let Kenzie meet her mom again.”
by DaddyMars June 20, 2021
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Slimey Pickle

Where one person sneezes on another person's penis
Hey bitch why did you give me a fucking slimey pickle you dumb cunt.
by abitchfromdowntheroad January 17, 2011
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Pickle Jar

When someone shits a pickle shaped turd into a Glass etc Jar and then, goes on to urinate into said pooped in jar (to make it look like a pickle jar).
Wtf he had a whole basement full of Pickle Jars
by KumaPaws376 December 16, 2020
mugGet the Pickle Jarmug.

Pussy Pickle

A tampon that has been in a vagina for WAY too long (pickling)
Hey girl I gotta pussy pickle, you gotta extra tampon?
by Carsity June 26, 2021
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pickle slut

by analyfucker123 May 10, 2022
mugGet the pickle slutmug.

Stink pickle

Dude, someone left a massive stink pickle in the bathroom. The smell almost made me pass out!
by curlnourish March 14, 2019
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Stinky Pickle

The act of giving or getting a blowjob immediately after anal sex.
Come on dude! Don't be a pussy. I know your asshole is sore but I really want a Stinky Pickle!
by XenaMarie May 2, 2018
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