Hook alike

A hooker the looks like someone famous

person a: Hey doesen't that whore kinda look like <famous person c>?
person b: Yup a perfect hook alike.

by VeryVeryEvilCat September 17, 2012

boat hook

To describe someone as bent, crooked or corrupt

He’s as bent as a boat hook that lad

by otispunkmeyer86 April 25, 2021

Captain's hook

The act of sticking your index finger into your anus, getting poop on finger, and digging your fingernail into your friends cheek leaving the poop in the hole.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad at the camp?

Guy 2: Yeah, I heard Sean gave him a Captain's hook!

by Dr cockcycle May 13, 2013

hook up

To have sex. Not to be confused with making out!!

we hook up.

by The dghaljkdhsg January 22, 2018

Hook it off

When someone tells a hooker that they have to work in the morning, and the hooker encourages them loudly and forcefully to "HOOK IT OFF."

Hooker: "Hey, you want whatever I do?"

Man in Buick: "Sorry, I need to be up early for the work."

Hooker: "HOOK IT OFF!"

by Two Percent and The Booker November 4, 2011

J Hook

J Hook - Used in meteorology refering to the area of a thunderstorm that produces tornados. Usually associated with the "Dry line."

Did you see that J Hook on the radar?

by Bob Turk August 26, 2012

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

by That matt June 21, 2022