boyfriend of the year

Someone who is basically a girls bitch forever. He is forced to do her chores. He can never put his foot down. She owns him.

Guy: hey lets go to the movies
Guy 2: sorry me and my girl are going to shop for food. I'm buying, driving, everything.
Guy: you her bitch bro
Guy 2: no I'm the boyfriend of the year

by Watermelon lord fam October 11, 2016

boyfriend chair

A chair placed in women's clothing stores specifically for boyfriends to sit in while their respective girlfriends shop.

You: "Hey babe, how much longer are we gonna be at Forever 21?"
Ya girl: "I just want to try on 10 more tops!"
You: "Alright, I'll just be chillin in the boyfriend chair over here."

by Dagrooms October 7, 2016

weed boyfriend

The guy or girl you like to smoke weed with more than anyone else and the person you smoke bowls and share munchies with

Sarah: We smoke together everyday and I love hot boxing his car and he lets me be the DJ
Andrea: Are you dating?

Sarah: No, he's just my weed boyfriend

Kate: I'm going to go rip bowls with my weed boyfriend on 420. Who needs Valentine's Day?

by Snoopyyaasss August 11, 2016

Small “D” Boyfriend

The guy Rob I’m dating whose penis is small but is confident and sexy about it so we make it work...

*mutual friend at work* You guys are so funny posting your silly pics of his butt.

Girlfriend to mutual friend : his butt is on point but he’s still my small “d” boyfriend 😂

by Newmexicogirl505 February 3, 2018

out of state boyfriend

A boyfriend or girlfriend you have out of your state so technically it isn't cheating

Hey wanna be my out of state boyfriend

Isn't that cheating

Nah

by jdjfifjfnf January 15, 2017

Boyfriend lie

A lie that a boyfriend will tell his girlfriend to make her feel better about herself
A lie that gets him out of trouble with his girl

Girlfriend: Do these pants make my butt look big?

Boyfriend: No baby they're fine

Girlfriend: For real? Or is that just a boyfriend lie?

by Twinklenose February 13, 2012

national call your boyfriend weekend

the second weekend if October is national call your boyfriend day.

“Hey do you have any plans on the second weekend of October”
“Yeah! Its national call your national call your boyfriend weekend!”

by pseudonymdagreat October 6, 2023