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Good Morning and God bless

When you shit, drink coffee and eat breakfast while on the toilet.
I need a good morning and God bless to make me feel better
by MyBoringLife May 23, 2018
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When you eat breakfast, drink coffee and shit at the same time.
"What's taking so long"
"It's a good morning god bless"
"Alright take as much time as you want"
by CHUCKNORRIS'SASSHOLE May 23, 2018
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The act of someone having breakfast (may include coffee) while taking a shit at the same time.
"Ethan, i need the bathroom. What are you doing?"
"Good morning and god bless."
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Good morning and god bless

Definition: When you sh*t, drink coffee and eat breakfast on the toilet.
(The act of sitting on the toilet excreting whilst consuming egg salad and a coffee for breakfast would be considered a good morning and god bless).
How Good morning and god bless is used:
Hila: “Ethan, I need the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Ethan: “Good morning god bless, Hila!”
Hila: “What?”
by Hxrvey May 23, 2018
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the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.
"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"
by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018
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Taking a dump eating a breakfast at the same time.
What are you doing, coming to the bathroom when I am doing Good Morning and God Bless, I haven't finished my orange juice nor my dump.
by filip98 April 8, 2018
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V. Good Morning And God Bless
- The act of combining your morning dump, and your breakfast, into 1 activity.
Thanks to the good morning and God bless I save 10 minutes getting ready every morning.
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