Morne

A sexy man.

Morne is a greek god

by bigpenismorne November 23, 2021

Morning Pebble

The female equivalent of morning wood, i.e. When the clitoris becomes stimulated in the morning.

I woke up with the biggest case of morning pebble, after my dream last night

by Pans23q May 20, 2017

Morning, when the frost is merk

The cold, frosty morning made my breath steam.

I had a morning, when the frost is merk.

by aamujolloinmerk March 7, 2025

morning elbows

The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.

Fam, pass me the coffee? No sorry I can’t reach I’ve got morning elbows

by Havanananana November 13, 2017

Mornings

A greeting popularised by Cape Coloureds in South Africa. They say "mornings" instead of "morning" just in case they don't feel like talking to you for the rest of the week, the 's' makes up for the other days

Person 1: Jy, you don't greet!

Person 2: Naai my broe I said 'Mornings' last Tuesday!

by Mettie July 30, 2019

good morning and god bless

The act of eating breakfast and drinking coffee while take a shit.

Hila: Eathan I need the bathroom, what are you doing?
Ethan: good morning and god bless Hila

by Chows29 May 23, 2018

Morning Logging

In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.

Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?

by My grandma just ate some prune June 25, 2019