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Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.
“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”
by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025
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jason hook

One who is obsessed with his own penis, he is always touching it, or trying to show it to people. Cannot get through a day without spanking the monkey. Has poor hygiene, often smells like jizz . So ladies, if you detect that subtle hint of ammonia run for the hills. Should you show any interest, you will be bombarded with explicit texts mms and emails, these communications will only increase if you tell him you are no longer interested.

Jason Hook is a sub class of sex pest
"OMG, I was on person.com last night looking for a hottie, I found a dude who would not stop soliciting me, even when I told him I'm not interested"

"Dude, you have found a Jason Hook, run for the hills"
by midnight cowgirl September 20, 2013
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Captain hook

A dick that is curved like a hook
Wyatt zebert? Hell nah his name is captain hook
by Carterussell January 6, 2019
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Hook up

Hooking up is a process of when a friend hides beside a door and when their friend walks in the room they take a grandfather's cane and pick them up off the ground with the hooked part of the cane in their anus
Austin lifted Jesse off the ground with the hook up
by Sir poppy cock November 27, 2021
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straight hook

1. (n) an unbent hook; an artificial limb in place of an amputated kept straight as a cost effective means of body part replacement, as the hook bending process yeilds a higher expense.

2. (v) to violently or sexually insert a straight hook into one's body.
1. i couldn't afford a 20th century prosthetic, for when i lost control of the butter knife, nor could i afford a hook shaped hook, so i went with the straight hook option.

2.I'm going straight hook the fuck outa you.
by analectomy January 10, 2010
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got me hooked

Got me so interested that I want to know more
You got me hooked last time. Now tell me everything about it.
by jafar79 November 22, 2022
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hooke

A way of saying okay in a relaxed, informal manner in your friend group.
"I'll see you later" "Hooke"
by anonymous June 27, 2023
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