Tenter Hooked

That nervous feeling one gets before a big meeting or a huge life changing event. Same feeling one gets after a eating Chinese food and 30 minutes later you can feel it in your gut

This interview tomorrow has got me Tenter Hooked, I should probably stay away from Taco Bell or Wok and Roll tonight

by Mrbritches August 8, 2019

Meat Hook

An unusually large male genitalia. Usually hanging to one side or another, it may resemble a large hook. I combination of girth and length with a slight curve is what gives a penis meat hook characteristics.

I saw Miguel naked today in the shower. The man has a fucking meat hook. I wonder how many ladies he has fleejed

by Cooter Johnson December 10, 2016

hooking up

Hooking up is not necessarily having sex. However, It can span from making out to having sex

“We hooked up last night”
“Did you fuck?”
“No, hooking up doesn’t mean we fucked. We just made out and dry humped”

by Joseph mama 69 November 25, 2021

Hook, Line, and Stinker

When you insert your fingers into her vagina. Give the old "Come Here," motion.
She gets wetter than ever. Turn her over. Blast a Dragon Tail out of her Butt Crack. Then put your dick in her ass.

I was hanging out with this Fisherman last night. Things were going well. I could tell he liked to party. Then I got the "Hook, Line, and Stinker."

by Hook, Line, and Stinker March 28, 2023

Duck Hook

The physical reaction to a golfer hitting a golf ball with a severe hook.

"oh no, the golfer has hit a DUCK HOOK, a ball with a dangerous amount of topspin... and it may harm us, DUCK" !

by Jack Daniel Friel February 10, 2023

Hook boogie

A bootleg or scrappy method to achieve your results. A creative, unorthodox workaround to achieving a goal.

We didn't have any official analytic software so we had to hook boogie a way to see metrics using multiple tools and freeware.

by eyemediadiva July 22, 2016

medical fish hook

When a female is going in for her OBG/YN appointment and the doctor unexpectedly sticks a finger in her butthole for the rectal exam

Oh my god my doctor totally gave me a medical fish hook me and didn’t even buy me dinner

by SWMyers January 9, 2021