fat and upset

Being in the state of mind of being fat and getting mad about it

look at him over there getting all fat and upset.

i told him he is horrible at hatin' so he got all fat and upset

by slayyyyerbackflip August 28, 2011

Fat Load

When you bust the fattest nut on or in somebody?

YO Andy I busted a fat load in your mom last night, there was cum dripping out of her mouth.

by Karazon437 December 25, 2019

Giga-Fat

Being of extreme fatness and being controlled by the blubber

My dad's giga-fat was so extreme that he bought a cake in his sleep

by Mr.doct0r June 22, 2022

spaghetti fat

Adjective used to describe someone who is spiritually thicc but physically sticc

Damn, that Evelyn is spaghetti fat. She may be a skinny legend, but her personality is thicc af.

by eyeyeywyeye June 5, 2019

Fat Lies

¹ A lie that is told by a fat person.

² The propensity of fat people to lie, normally for social reasons.

Sally is telling fat lies again, in order to get attention.

by Rear Naked Woke September 28, 2018

monounsaturated fat

A type of fat that literally no one knows how to read or spell.
They also probably have never heard of it before.

Person: Oh look I am eating monounsaturated fat! It says right here on the nutrition facts!
Other Person: That’s great, I don’t think anyone really cares.

by kpopFan19 August 8, 2018

Fat Empowering

Encouraging "Morbidly Challenged" people, or more commonly known as Beluga Whale(s) (no disrespect to the whales of course, who are part of such a rare and beautiful set of species) into pursuing a self-destructive lifestyle with a diet based on donuts, cupcakes, spray cream, McDonald's and all the types of food, that, if consumed at an enormous amount, which these individuals most definetly are doing, lead to many health-related problems, such as Diabetes, High-Blood Pressure, Heart Disease, Sleep Apnea, Arthritis.....

Please keep in mind that anyone brainwashing these people into thinking they are beautiful and have no health problems whatsoever, in the name of pursuing happiness, are morons who believe society is the one setting the ideal healthy body standard, whereas anyone with a well-functioning brain can tell that it is nature itself.

These people do not think loving your body means taking care of it and not letting it turn into an Aircraft Carrier-sized body.

We shouldn't pretend fat people aren't fat because of feelings. And please stop claiming to be brave by showing your saggy tits whilst calling whores the skinny and beautifully breathtaking women that take action in the same procedure, which is a behavior that we are certainly very happy to welcome with open arms.

Side note: This body type tends to be associated with feminists, feminazis, social justice warriors, and people who think attack helicopter is not a gender in the whole 3-gendered spectrum.

Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: Yo, look at that fat bitch! She's gonna need a Walmart Fat-Scooter to move around for sure or she be rolling on the ground.
Level 100 Mafia White Knight Soyboy: Hey you cismale scum! Leave her alone! All morbidly challenged people are beautiful just the way they are! I stand for fat empowering!
Cisgender Straight White Male Pig: *shits on soyboy's head*

by subscribe to OMGitsBirdman February 26, 2019