Dave

Bad father, OK sperm donor and an awful husband. Uses too many drugs and drinks too much. You see him tell him he owes me $8000
Dave you still owe me child support for my son, someone else is raising.
by CaliStarLove1121 May 30, 2022
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Dave

A good friend; always there in times of need, always there to help you through a crisis. A lover of music and masterful teacher of the craft; a believer in Christ and humanity.
Dave was the first friend I called when I needed someone, and the last friend I had to...he's always there to help others; a.k.a. crisis averted.
by Raechel Thompson December 15, 2021
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Dave Bottom

A "Dave Bottom" is a bottom that denies their status as a bottom despite the fact it's painfully obvious that they are a bottom. Their bottom status is judged on many factors including appearance, attitude, and common behaviors along with their response to being called a bottom. This phrase is most commonly used as a form of confirmation that one is a bottom.
Annie: Honey you're a Dave Bottom
Rick: WHAT NO I'M NOT!
Annie: *sigh* He never listens....
by Positive Reinforcement September 30, 2020
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daddy dave

An Acronym for “dick appointment Dave does you” and he is usually the better in bed then other daddy’s

Ex. Daddy Steve doesn’t have stamina
Always go with daddy Dave
I’m off to see “daddy Dave” tonight
by Blahblahman2233 May 22, 2019
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Dave

This name is used for people heavily addicted to squirrels.
Dave: SQUIRREL!
Alex: Chill Dave its only a squirrel.
by .iausdgbfyuihjbsdvfuisdhfvb August 18, 2021
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It was Dave

When something goes wrong in the work place even though Dave might not be there you will always say. It was Dave I seen him do it.
When the titanic sank it was Daves fault
by Night-crew December 15, 2021
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R2-Dave

Better mechanics and Zac’s teachers of the years
R2-Dave are the best mechanics ever and teach Zac everything he knows.
by Garrettt729999 March 5, 2025
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