Cousin Dickhead

That one cousin who your parents always compare you to because they are more successful than you.

Your cousin dickhead doesn't play video games, he's to busying learning how to do accounting.

by Spiderwikipeida June 3, 2024

Cousin Tax

Cousin tax is money owed to your favorite cousin when doing well in life

Bradley gave me cousin tax cause i’m his favorite

by unlined treasure June 8, 2024

cousin

1- Pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and two grandparents in common with another living being.

Cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

half-cousin

1- Half-pibling's child.
2- Living being that has zero parents and one grandparent in common with another living being.

Half-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Living being that has zero parents and four grandparents in common with another living being.

Double-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

irregular-double-cousin

1- Aunt (parent's sister)'s child and half-uncle (other parent's half-brother)'s child simultaneously.
2- Half-aunt (parent's half-sister)'s child and uncle (other parent's brother)'s child simultaneously.
3- Living being that has zero parents and three grandparents in common with another living being.

Irregular-double-cousin.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.

First-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024