david wiley

David Wiley really does know everything...because he's David freaking Wiley.
by Kaydra April 07, 2014
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David-Joel

A Long faced, sexy guy you'd see as a Bestfriend, Boyfriend, or even a Brother
David-Joel is someone you would always want to have around, though he doesn't feel a connection to the world.
David-Joel is like a mentor that has his own personal problems. He is very Depressing but always adventurous. He is like the eye of the apple.
1: David-Joel taught me how to handle my life
2: David-Joel is my favorite person in the worlldddddd
by Jayden Miller February 25, 2023
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David Moment

When someone does something that a person named "David" would do or when someone does something that is included in the stereotype of someone named David.
"Did he just stick his d*** in the jar of peanut butter? That's such a David Moment!"
by AlsoMento May 01, 2023
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david ureno

A sexy son of A bitch everyone wants to fuck
by TheOneTrueKing12 February 21, 2018
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David Queeringin

A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.
Oh god here comes David Queeringin, Sucking his dad.
by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 09, 2017
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david gräfen

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person 1: david gräfen
person 2: david gräfen
by david gräfen November 22, 2021
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Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.
"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".
by T-rent October 09, 2014
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