David Santos

A monkey who plays Brawlhalla. His mating call is "BRUH MOMENT."

Yo David Santos grab me a banana.

by inuJ zetroC June 23, 2019

David Diver

The name you call someone who is being goofy as fuck in Duluth, Minnesota.

Paul: Bro why are you dancing around in the middle of the skywalk?

Matthias: I just did a lot of meth

Paul: Bro you’re being such a David Diver right now.

by SouthsideFlacko November 16, 2019

David Wilson

This David Wilson belongs to a absolute chad

Man I bet that guys name is David Wilson

by Totally not David Wilson September 17, 2021

David Dolenc

He is probably asslicking some teacher by now. they are also usually fat and humorless. they think they are chads and constantly harrass girls cuz they think pulling on their hair is considered flirting. and for some reason they always wear shorts no matter what the weather is like.

holy shit thats another asslicking David Dolenc.

by David dolenc gay September 20, 2019

[Ryan David]

Will you go to Homecoming with me?

Ryan David will you go to Homecoming with Me?

by She Smiles at you October 20, 2008

David Queeringin

A fag who constantly denies it but loves sucking big sweaty black heat seeking moisture missiles, aswell as taking his father's dick up the ass. sometimes he likes to have fivesomes with his dad, mother, sister, and dog.

Oh god here comes David Queeringin, Sucking his dad.

by Donaldo_Trumpaldo May 9, 2017

David Freese

The 2011 St. Louis Cardinals 3rd baseman. An amazing baseball player who helped the St.Louis Cardinals win the 2011 World Series. He's the absolute best player any up and coming baseball player should want to be him.

Hey did you see that little leauge game?

Yeah that little 3rd baseman is the next David Freese!

by STL_Sports_Lover September 12, 2016