Put your shoes on

When your friend says a terrible joke, you ask him to put his shoes on to leave the conversation.

Generally used among the Asian population as it is customary to take your shoes off before you enter a home.

Asian Dude 1: "I like elephants... Everything else is irrelephant."
Asian Dude 2: "Dude.. dude... put your shoes on."

by Asian Dude 3 August 8, 2021

Texas Shoe-horn

The act of forcing ones foot into their own underwear

I got Toby in a tight Texas Shoe-horn and he had to rip his underwear to break free.

by Mr. Haddad March 14, 2012

Levittown Shoe Polish

When you get ketchup (or any other low class condiment) on your shoe.

Oh man, these Ale House sliders are dope. Whoops, got some Levittown Shoe Polish in my Timberlands.

by Fortytwenty January 19, 2015

Goody two shoes

Someone always looking to get another person punished by an authority figure.

The goody two shoes wanted him/her chastised.

by Solid Mantis December 2, 2020

Total Shoe Actualization

When your shoes are tight enough to stay on your foot but loose enough to slide on and off without untying them.

I haven't untied my shoes in months. I've achieved total shoe actualization

by PimpGangstaPoet June 30, 2010

Goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

by The_Traitor November 2, 2016

Golden Shoe Polish

When someone urinates on your shoe. (Most Commonly when in a bathroom stall).

I was just in the bathroom and got a golden shoe polish from your weird friend.

by Mr. Super Face August 14, 2010