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making waffles

when you tell our freinds your going to do something but really your rubbing one out
evan-"hey jason im going to be making waffles. jason-"ok" .....30 minuts later evan-"ya i was beating off"
by jason meehan November 3, 2009
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banana waffles

just normal waffles served with bananas and cream, its great for breakfast, lunch or tea
emma: id love some banana waffles
scott: god damn so would I!
by scottimus June 18, 2006
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waffle around

to be indecisive. Can't make up mind.
Jenny first said she wanted to go to Denny's then changed her mind to IHOP. I told that bitch "You waffle around too much. Make up your fucking mind you stupid cunt!"
by Dj Diddle April 23, 2014
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belgian waffles

by stoutmemes March 18, 2018
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Waffle Nonsense

The language used largely by Caithness Folks but also used outside of the county. Generally gets stronger after large amounts of alcohol but can be heard used by sober people also. It is usally most prevelant on Friday and Saturday nights and can sometimes be confused with Rapid Chat.....

Waffle Nonsense is not malicious it is basically what it says on the tin!!
"Honestly How often is it the weekend?" = pain old waffle nonsense

"And then a deer jumped into the car so i jump oot and grap it in a head lock and pummeled the bugger! He'll no be trying to get a free lift from me again!" = Hero Waffle Nonsense

So then i couldnae stop laughing....why am i laughing.....please stop me laughing.....what was i talking about again.........AMSTERDAM! - Pure Waffle Nonsense!!
by Total Spacer May 24, 2010
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winkie waffle

The bathroom wastebasket was filled up with winkie waffles
by funkusmungus May 7, 2011
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waffle dick

a dick that has been squished in a waffle iron for more pleasurable sex
"Dude I just did a waffle dick so hard last night"
by dickwaffler December 16, 2016
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