Armand Van Der Merew is a category 9 big boi with massive tiddies. If provoked, will call upon the gods of "tsa mina mina eh eh", to chase you down with looming missiles that progress faster and faster until they impact you in the rectum. Once the rectumus missiles have met their fate inside your rectum you will be completely immobilized. He will then grow long muscular legs that allow him to run at you with speeds unimaginable to the average person. While running, he will be engaged in clapping mode, where his cheeks constantly clap in order to disperse the heat and friction coming from his ground thumping legs. By the time that behemoth of an absolute unit is close enough to reach you, he will make one big LEAP into the air, do a summersault, and absolutely crush you with his vibrating buttocks.
Oh man, I sure hope I don't get chased down by that absolute unit this time, sheeesh. One more rectumus missile from Armand Van Der Merew, and I'm as good as a vegetable.
by Jason with a C July 25, 2023
Get the Armand Van Der Merewmug. by PlotsGamesFan March 1, 2020
Get the Mattijs Van Tiggelmug. 
by Wetasspussyy November 3, 2020
Get the van regenmortelmug. 
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Get the Vanmug. My wife❤️ The most beautiful woman in the universe. Every day you amaze me, you captivate and fill my heart up. You give me hope, strength, purpose and vision. No one will ever compare to you. You are my heart and soul. You are perfect in every aspect and I am so thankful to call you my wife. I more than love you ❤️
by VP007 December 30, 2023
Get the brittany van peltmug.