Squirrel clutch

Grabbing and squeezing hard on a man's genitals in order to incapacitate them
He kicked me so i gave him the squirrel clutch
by Boiaa October 08, 2018
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kayla squirrel

most kaylas are brunettes that are short and squirrelly. they often say that their soul animal is a squirrel bcs they fit so many nuts in their mouth. but not loud and confident like sandy the squirrel. they're more of an introvert but will say the craziest shit to her friends
I have a friend named kayla whos really into squirrels. She's not a furry tho shes just kayla squirrel
by squirrel army April 23, 2023
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squirrel food

small amount of food wrongfully considered a "meal" by people. This could be something like a half of a sandwhich, some crackers, a small salad, or a bag of chips.
"i hate how the only thing this cafeteria serves is squirrel food"
by Renegade Ni February 17, 2010
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skinned squirrel

When someone vomits in your backseat floor,doesnt tell you and you discover 2 days later
Oh man,I finally got around to cleaning the Chevy after St Pats parade and it looks like Toby left me another skinned squirrel on the floormat.
by bruno gaboni March 21, 2018
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Micro-squirrel

A very small, happy, resourceful, productive, and energetic person.
She bustled around the event and in short order all talks were done and loose ends tied up; if not for our micro-squirrel the wedding would have been a disaster.
by Michelvis August 01, 2017
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squirrel heart

When you grab from the base of your sack in your hand, and squeeze your nuts to the other side of your hand
Him: Im gonna send her a squirrel heart
Friend: Yeah bro!!
Her: What the actual fuck is this.
by Rape It Randall August 14, 2017
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