Morning Traffic Jam

When you get up in the morning and go to take a shit, but your boner keeps you from putting it in the toilet to not get pee everywhere.
"My day was off to a horrible star when I had a Morning Traffic Jam."
by ShadowKiller147 January 01, 2019
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Aesthetic Mornings

A phrase quoted by individuals who believe their life constitutes that of an Instagram profile. A trusty film camera, mug of black coffee and a tennis skirt is all you need to characterise your morning as an "aesthetic morning".

Also: Used ironically to mock someone who believes their morning routine is 'aesthetic' (or) A mocking alternative to "aesthetic warning".
Tom: "Jasmine, those blueberry pancakes look really nice."

Jasmine: "Aesthetic mornings!"
by JazzieThursdays69 May 03, 2021
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morning sneeze

Man I morning sneezed and have to change my pants
by Homie number 3 May 09, 2019
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Morning blush

When ur face start to burn first thing you wake up and check ur phone
by Morningblush July 21, 2019
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Morning Blossom

Cocktail derived from the original "Orange Blossom"... Waking up the morning after a fabulous party with a major hangover, pouring together those last leftovers of orange juice and dry gin, well there you go... "Morning Blossom".
Bill: Dude, what a crazy night!
George: Hell yeah, but eff that sheff.. Made myself a Morning Blossom and kept on going!
by Bichoman December 08, 2018
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