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Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
mugGet the Conejo valleymug.

valley drive by

Having open sex in your car while driving through town.
Did you see those two running a Valley Drive By at noon on Main Street?

Sure did. Looks like he was fixin to make a Dutch Bunny by second gear
by The Dutch Voodoo February 23, 2021
mugGet the valley drive bymug.

Conejo valley

A region of southern California that consists of southern Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park, Westlake Village, Agoura Hills, a little bit of Calabasas, and Oak Park which is actually not apart of this region or county, but is considered one of the region's neighborhoods. Each one of these "communities" has a specific trait:
Thousand Oaks/Newbury Park: Working class Simi Valley - type people
Westlake Village: Skater teens and rich adults
Agoura Hills: Wannabe gangster teens who do drugs and tag walls in parking lots, and redneck adults who are friendly but clueless about these incidents

Calabasas: Rich people but bad schools

Oak Park: Pot heads and insane/unexpected news, like kidnappings and pedophiles
"I live in Conejo Valley."

"Oh yeah? Which city?"
"Oak park"
"Huh?"
by plus-size albert November 22, 2020
mugGet the Conejo valleymug.
a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.
" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.
by cam clyde November 5, 2009
mugGet the hickory smoked sausage in the texas valleymug.

Valley Chestnut Shot

Valley refers to the cleavage, chestnut, or chest nut refers to the act of cumming on someone's breasts/chest.

A Valley Chestnut Shot is the act of cumming into someones mouth through the cleavage.
Hey, want a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah sure!

Have you tried a Valley Chestnut Shot? Yeah, it was great!
by Loriethalion October 19, 2019
mugGet the Valley Chestnut Shotmug.

valley night cap

(Regional Slang) To deposit fecal matter into the oral cavity of an unsuspecting victim whilst sleeping.
"This foreigner isn't from around these parts, someone outta give him a valley night cap."
by Spameater95 May 2, 2024
mugGet the valley night capmug.

Valley girl

A girl who is addicted to nicotine and cannot think for herself. She usually follows the trends and is naturally pretty but fucking useless. They can’t do anything and only know how to use a phone. They use the words « like » « omg » and other useless interjections. They are usually blond and are very basic.
Wow I was trying to hook up with this valley girl last night
I think i might kill my self
by Maia is a stupid blonde December 11, 2019
mugGet the Valley girlmug.

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