by I dunno & I dun care August 11, 2015
Full of idiotic A-hole guys who only want pics and then block you
Good at sports but the worst guys imaginable
Ytf are they so well off?
Good at sports but the worst guys imaginable
Ytf are they so well off?
by LearningGuitarplayingdude January 07, 2022
A town in the Bay Area 20 miles from San Francisco. A place where u can find more coffee shops than people, literal trailer parks down the street from five bedroom homes, and every household owns at least 2 teslas. All the high school kids in this town have Edgar’s and sag their pants thinking they’re tough and claiming their from the ghetto. When in reality their mother drives a Range Rover and they get terrified when they see a homeless person. There is nothing to do here other than go to a massive man made lake or get coffee.
Person 1: I went to Castro Valley
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
Person 2: oh me too, I got ran over by a Tesla and a soccer mom threw her iced Starbucks latte at me.
by Who?asked? May 05, 2024
A boring town in the East bay where you can find literal trailer parks and 5 bedroom homes within a mile of each other. The hills are filled with Karen’s who will drive their Tesla Model X at twice the legal speed limit down a suburban street. Meanwhile The kids in the valley think their from the actual ghetto and go around saying their from the trenches, but anyone form the actual hood could beat their ass in a minute.
“I’m from Castro Valley”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
“Oh damn what is there to do there?
“Absolutely nothing except to clown on wannabe gangsters and Karen’s”
by Who?asked? March 24, 2024
A place for rich asians who dont care about value, wanna be gansters, white people, and more. People know eachother there, and it is genuinely crowded, because it’s a small city
Person for Castro Valley: AYE CASTRO VALLEY IS DA TOUGHEST CITY OUT HER- Person from East Oakland: SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!!
by SimonSaysOfficial January 04, 2021
when two people, usually significant others, go back and forth saying a repeated phrase in a valley girl style voice.
girl: hey boi
boy: hey gurl
g:hey boi
b:hey gurl
everyone else in the room: will you shut up?
this is a valley-gurl volley
boy: hey gurl
g:hey boi
b:hey gurl
everyone else in the room: will you shut up?
this is a valley-gurl volley
by honeybee62966 January 17, 2013
a place where fights happen weed gets smoked and mfs get raped in da bathrooms. I'm pretty sure sum nigga got nutted on in there once. and sum 1 go sucked off at lunch
by its ya boy niggaboo August 30, 2024