When someone fucks a girl on their period, then shakes the blood off their dick onto the woman's face
by Swiftercat September 20, 2020
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Person 1: Maggie and I are so doing it tonight
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
Person 2: I don't think you're ready for that bad unicorn
by Mystical Drowned September 24, 2020
Get the Bad Unicorn mug.An art of being invited to a chat group
and then finding a topic of interest in the group which you may not agree with
so you decide to spam the group with messages of a product you are able to
profit from. An example would be spamming a Anti-(what ever topic you enjoy)
with your youtube videos.
and then finding a topic of interest in the group which you may not agree with
so you decide to spam the group with messages of a product you are able to
profit from. An example would be spamming a Anti-(what ever topic you enjoy)
with your youtube videos.
I got in to that discord and they started a conversation about getting UNICORNED and I did not want to hear it , so I started unicorning my shit.
by Dinkerooh! October 10, 2020
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by OhGee October 17, 2012
Get the unicorned mug.Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
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by Him hitachi October 5, 2013
Get the silver unicorn mug.States that light bends around unicorns, and that light was created form them. the colors that you see right now were created by a unicorn. colors are one of the many things that unicorns have created such as bacon, Nutella, double rainbows, and nun-chuck wielding cats wearing bandannas.
Example:
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
Person 1: dude, have you ever wondered what made the colors?
Person 2: Go...
Person 3: no because I am well versed in unicornal philosophy, you should know this I was a unicornal philosophy major in college. unicorns created light. isn`t obvious. the unicorn light principle explains it very well.
Person 2: what the actual fuck are you talking about?!?!
Person 3: STFU! im a unicornal philosophy major! what the fuck are you!
Person 2: a christa...
Person 3: that`s what I thought; FUCKING atheist!
by Unicorn_Philosopher1202 October 21, 2013
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